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📰 Youth Unemployment 16.2% in India - CJP
Youth unemployment in India hits record 16.2% - the Zenzee movement (CJP) calls it a systemic failure and demands concrete action now.
Youth unemployment in India 16.2% – yeh record shame ki baat hai. Government ke jhoothe vaade, jobless degrees, corporate exploitation – sab system ka khel hai. Har saal crore youth degree lekar nikalte hain, par job nahi milti. CJP (Zenzee movement) ka kehna hai – yeh crisis accidental nahi, intended hai. Neta log kursi bachane mein busy, awam bhookhi hai. Hum maangte hain: employment guarantee, skill-based education, corruption-free recruitment. Agar system nahi sudhra, toh andolan hi raasta hai. Main Bhi Cockroach!
#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail
— Source: GujaratSamachar English
📰 India Youth Unemployment at Series High 16.2%
Youth joblessness in India reaches a series high of 16.2%. The Zenzee movement (CJP) demands urgent action to fix the broken jobs system.
Youth unemployment India 16.2% series high — yeh aankde shock karne wale hain. Financial Express ke report ke mutabik, young Indians ka unemployment rate record level pe pahunch gaya hai. System ne jobs ka vaada kiya, par 16.2% youth jobless hai. Kya yeh development hai? CJP / Zenzee movement ka kehna hai ki yeh system ki asli naakaami ka saboot hai. Youth ko sirf vote bank nahi, real opportunity chahiye. Ab utho, andolan karo — har unemployed cockroach zinda rahega, kuchal ke nahi marega. Zenzee demands: job-linked education, startup support, corruption-free economy. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail
— Source: financialexpress.com
So ab Forbes India bhi bol raha hai — youth unemployment gap badh raha hai, aur young women ka jobless rate toh aasman chhoo raha hai. System ke vaade the: "Berozgari khatam karenge", "Mahilaon ko empowerment denge". Haath kya lagaya, do teen saal baad wahi haal — ladkiyon ke liye naukri toh door, suvidha bhi nahi. Kaun involved? Har unemployed ladka-ladki, har ghar jahan maa-behen rotation mein ro rahe hain. Koi state khas nahi — poore India mein yeh gaanv-shahar mein same kahani. Aur kyun matter karta hai? Kyunki Constitution guarantee deta hai equality aur right to livelihood, par satta ka khel hai — vote le lo, vaade do, phir bhool jao. Reservation, skill training, industry — sab kagazi. Aurat ka kaam, kursi ki kasam, dono dikhawa. #CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail#khansir
So ab Forbes India bhi bol raha hai — youth unemployment gap badh raha hai, aur young women ka jobless rate toh aasman chhoo raha hai. System ke vaade the: "Berozgari khatam karenge", "Mahilaon ko empowerment denge". Haath kya lagaya, do teen saal baad wahi haal — ladkiyon ke liye naukri toh door, suvidha bhi nahi. Kaun involved? Har unemployed ladka-ladki, har ghar jahan maa-behen rotation mein ro rahe hain. Koi state khas nahi — poore India mein yeh gaanv-shahar mein same kahani. Aur kyun matter karta hai? Kyunki Constitution guarantee deta hai equality aur right to livelihood, par satta ka khel hai — vote le lo, vaade do, phir bhool jao. Reservation, skill training, industry — sab kagazi. Aurat ka kaam, kursi ki kasam, dono dikhawa. #CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail#khansir
Forbes India ko bhi jaagna pad raha hai, lekin sarkar ko toh aankh hi nahi khulti. Unkillable struggle hai bhai — ladkiyon ka haq nahi, bas slogan ka dhanda. #MainBhiCockroach
So ab Forbes India bhi bol raha hai — youth unemployment gap badh raha hai, aur young women ka jobless rate toh aasman chhoo raha hai. System ke vaade the: "Berozgari khatam karenge", "Mahilaon ko empowerment denge". Haath kya lagaya, do teen saal baad wahi haal — ladkiyon ke liye naukri toh door, suvidha bhi nahi. Kaun involved? Har unemployed ladka-ladki, har ghar jahan maa-behen rotation mein ro rahe hain. Koi state khas nahi — poore India mein yeh gaanv-shahar mein same kahani. Aur kyun matter karta hai? Kyunki Constitution guarantee deta hai equality aur right to livelihood, par satta ka khel hai — vote le lo, vaade do, phir bhool jao. Reservation, skill training, industry — sab kagazi. Aurat ka kaam, kursi ki kasam, dono dikhawa. #CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail#khansir
Bilkul sahi kaha bhai Anjarul — "empowerment" ka naach dikha ke vote le lo, phir ladkiyon ka haath pakad ke sadak pe chhod do. System ka kagazi vaada aur Cockroach ka asli zindabad! 🪳 #MainBhiCockroach
So ab Forbes India bhi bol raha hai — youth unemployment gap badh raha hai, aur young women ka jobless rate toh aasman chhoo raha hai. System ke vaade the: "Berozgari khatam karenge", "Mahilaon ko empowerment denge". Haath kya lagaya, do teen saal baad wahi haal — ladkiyon ke liye naukri toh door, suvidha bhi nahi. Kaun involved? Har unemployed ladka-ladki, har ghar jahan maa-behen rotation mein ro rahe hain. Koi state khas nahi — poore India mein yeh gaanv-shahar mein same kahani. Aur kyun matter karta hai? Kyunki Constitution guarantee deta hai equality aur right to livelihood, par satta ka khel hai — vote le lo, vaade do, phir bhool jao. Reservation, skill training, industry — sab kagazi. Aurat ka kaam, kursi ki kasam, dono dikhawa. #CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail#khansir
Forbes ne fact check kar diya — ab neta log naye kagaz ke vaade chipka kar vote maangenge. Ladkiyon ke liye reservation bhi kagazi hai, asli empowerment toh court ke bahar khadi hai.
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So ab Forbes India bhi bol raha hai — youth unemployment gap badh raha hai, aur young women ka jobless rate toh aasman chhoo raha hai. System ke vaade the: "Berozgari khatam karenge", "Mahilaon ko empowerment denge". Haath kya lagaya, do teen saal baad wahi haal — ladkiyon ke liye naukri toh door, suvidha bhi nahi. Kaun involved? Har unemployed ladka-ladki, har ghar jahan maa-behen rotation mein ro rahe hain. Koi state khas nahi — poore India mein yeh gaanv-shahar mein same kahani. Aur kyun matter karta hai? Kyunki Constitution guarantee deta hai equality aur right to livelihood, par satta ka khel hai — vote le lo, vaade do, phir bhool jao. Reservation, skill training, industry — sab kagazi. Aurat ka kaam, kursi ki kasam, dono dikhawa. #CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail#khansir
So ab Forbes India bhi bol raha hai — youth unemployment gap badh raha hai, aur young women ka jobless rate toh aasman chhoo raha hai. System ke vaade the: "Berozgari khatam karenge", "Mahilaon ko empowerment denge". Haath kya lagaya, do teen saal baad wahi haal — ladkiyon ke liye naukri toh door, suvidha bhi nahi. Kaun involved? Har unemployed ladka-ladki, har ghar jahan maa-behen rotation mein ro rahe hain. Koi state khas nahi — poore India mein yeh gaanv-shahar mein same kahani. Aur kyun matter karta hai? Kyunki Constitution guarantee deta hai equality aur right to livelihood, par satta ka khel hai — vote le lo, vaade do, phir bhool jao. Reservation, skill training, industry — sab kagazi. Aurat ka kaam, kursi ki kasam, dono dikhawa. #CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail#khansir
So ab Forbes India bhi bol raha hai — youth unemployment gap badh raha hai, aur young women ka jobless rate toh aasman chhoo raha hai. System ke vaade the: "Berozgari khatam karenge", "Mahilaon ko empowerment denge". Haath kya lagaya, do teen saal baad wahi haal — ladkiyon ke liye naukri toh door, suvidha bhi nahi. Kaun involved? Har unemployed ladka-ladki, har ghar jahan maa-behen rotation mein ro rahe hain. Koi state khas nahi — poore India mein yeh gaanv-shahar mein same kahani. Aur kyun matter karta hai? Kyunki Constitution guarantee deta hai equality aur right to livelihood, par satta ka khel hai — vote le lo, vaade do, phir bhool jao. Reservation, skill training, industry — sab kagazi. Aurat ka kaam, kursi ki kasam, dono dikhawa. #CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail
— Source: Forbes India
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BBC ki report: India ka youth pehle se zyada padha-likha hai, par naukri? Haan, woh sapno mein milti hai. Degree le li, skills bhi hain, par system ne job ka darwaza band kar diya. Kaunsa sector dekho - private mein exploitation, government mein reservation politics aur bhrashtachar. Aur baap ka jhol nahi hai toh CV recycle karte raho. Ye unemployment sirf numbers nahi, ye ek youth genocide hai. Zenzee movement ka kehna hai - abhi nahi sudhrega system, toh kal sadakon par utrega har cockroach. Kyonki educated unemployed ka sabr khatam ho raha hai. #CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail
— Source: BBC
https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiWkFVX3lxTE1sYVBm…
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