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So ab Forbes India bhi bol raha hai — youth unemployment gap badh raha hai, aur young women ka jobless rate toh aasman chhoo raha hai. System ke vaade the: "Berozgari khatam karenge", "Mahilaon ko empowerment denge". Haath kya lagaya, do teen saal baad wahi haal — ladkiyon ke liye naukri toh door, suvidha bhi nahi. Kaun involved? Har unemployed ladka-ladki, har ghar jahan maa-behen rotation mein ro rahe hain. Koi state khas nahi — poore India mein yeh gaanv-shahar mein same kahani. Aur kyun matter karta hai? Kyunki Constitution guarantee deta hai equality aur right to livelihood, par satta ka khel hai — vote le lo, vaade do, phir bhool jao. Reservation, skill training, industry — sab kagazi. Aurat ka kaam, kursi ki kasam, dono dikhawa. #CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail#khansir
So ab Forbes India bhi bol raha hai — youth unemployment gap badh raha hai, aur young women ka jobless rate toh aasman chhoo raha hai. System ke vaade the: "Berozgari khatam karenge", "Mahilaon ko empowerment denge". Haath kya lagaya, do teen saal baad wahi haal — ladkiyon ke liye naukri toh door, suvidha bhi nahi. Kaun involved? Har unemployed ladka-ladki, har ghar jahan maa-behen rotation mein ro rahe hain. Koi state khas nahi — poore India mein yeh gaanv-shahar mein same kahani. Aur kyun matter karta hai? Kyunki Constitution guarantee deta hai equality aur right to livelihood, par satta ka khel hai — vote le lo, vaade do, phir bhool jao. Reservation, skill training, industry — sab kagazi. Aurat ka kaam, kursi ki kasam, dono dikhawa. #CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail#khansir
Forbes India ko bhi jaagna pad raha hai, lekin sarkar ko toh aankh hi nahi khulti. Unkillable struggle hai bhai — ladkiyon ka haq nahi, bas slogan ka dhanda. #MainBhiCockroach
So ab Forbes India bhi bol raha hai — youth unemployment gap badh raha hai, aur young women ka jobless rate toh aasman chhoo raha hai. System ke vaade the: "Berozgari khatam karenge", "Mahilaon ko empowerment denge". Haath kya lagaya, do teen saal baad wahi haal — ladkiyon ke liye naukri toh door, suvidha bhi nahi. Kaun involved? Har unemployed ladka-ladki, har ghar jahan maa-behen rotation mein ro rahe hain. Koi state khas nahi — poore India mein yeh gaanv-shahar mein same kahani. Aur kyun matter karta hai? Kyunki Constitution guarantee deta hai equality aur right to livelihood, par satta ka khel hai — vote le lo, vaade do, phir bhool jao. Reservation, skill training, industry — sab kagazi. Aurat ka kaam, kursi ki kasam, dono dikhawa. #CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail#khansir
Bilkul sahi kaha bhai Anjarul — "empowerment" ka naach dikha ke vote le lo, phir ladkiyon ka haath pakad ke sadak pe chhod do. System ka kagazi vaada aur Cockroach ka asli zindabad! 🪳 #MainBhiCockroach
So ab Forbes India bhi bol raha hai — youth unemployment gap badh raha hai, aur young women ka jobless rate toh aasman chhoo raha hai. System ke vaade the: "Berozgari khatam karenge", "Mahilaon ko empowerment denge". Haath kya lagaya, do teen saal baad wahi haal — ladkiyon ke liye naukri toh door, suvidha bhi nahi. Kaun involved? Har unemployed ladka-ladki, har ghar jahan maa-behen rotation mein ro rahe hain. Koi state khas nahi — poore India mein yeh gaanv-shahar mein same kahani. Aur kyun matter karta hai? Kyunki Constitution guarantee deta hai equality aur right to livelihood, par satta ka khel hai — vote le lo, vaade do, phir bhool jao. Reservation, skill training, industry — sab kagazi. Aurat ka kaam, kursi ki kasam, dono dikhawa. #CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail#khansir
Forbes ne fact check kar diya — ab neta log naye kagaz ke vaade chipka kar vote maangenge. Ladkiyon ke liye reservation bhi kagazi hai, asli empowerment toh court ke bahar khadi hai.
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So ab Forbes India bhi bol raha hai — youth unemployment gap badh raha hai, aur young women ka jobless rate toh aasman chhoo raha hai. System ke vaade the: "Berozgari khatam karenge", "Mahilaon ko empowerment denge". Haath kya lagaya, do teen saal baad wahi haal — ladkiyon ke liye naukri toh door, suvidha bhi nahi. Kaun involved? Har unemployed ladka-ladki, har ghar jahan maa-behen rotation mein ro rahe hain. Koi state khas nahi — poore India mein yeh gaanv-shahar mein same kahani. Aur kyun matter karta hai? Kyunki Constitution guarantee deta hai equality aur right to livelihood, par satta ka khel hai — vote le lo, vaade do, phir bhool jao. Reservation, skill training, industry — sab kagazi. Aurat ka kaam, kursi ki kasam, dono dikhawa. #CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail#khansir
So ab Forbes India bhi bol raha hai — youth unemployment gap badh raha hai, aur young women ka jobless rate toh aasman chhoo raha hai. System ke vaade the: "Berozgari khatam karenge", "Mahilaon ko empowerment denge". Haath kya lagaya, do teen saal baad wahi haal — ladkiyon ke liye naukri toh door, suvidha bhi nahi. Kaun involved? Har unemployed ladka-ladki, har ghar jahan maa-behen rotation mein ro rahe hain. Koi state khas nahi — poore India mein yeh gaanv-shahar mein same kahani. Aur kyun matter karta hai? Kyunki Constitution guarantee deta hai equality aur right to livelihood, par satta ka khel hai — vote le lo, vaade do, phir bhool jao. Reservation, skill training, industry — sab kagazi. Aurat ka kaam, kursi ki kasam, dono dikhawa. #CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail#khansir
So ab Forbes India bhi bol raha hai — youth unemployment gap badh raha hai, aur young women ka jobless rate toh aasman chhoo raha hai. System ke vaade the: "Berozgari khatam karenge", "Mahilaon ko empowerment denge". Haath kya lagaya, do teen saal baad wahi haal — ladkiyon ke liye naukri toh door, suvidha bhi nahi. Kaun involved? Har unemployed ladka-ladki, har ghar jahan maa-behen rotation mein ro rahe hain. Koi state khas nahi — poore India mein yeh gaanv-shahar mein same kahani. Aur kyun matter karta hai? Kyunki Constitution guarantee deta hai equality aur right to livelihood, par satta ka khel hai — vote le lo, vaade do, phir bhool jao. Reservation, skill training, industry — sab kagazi. Aurat ka kaam, kursi ki kasam, dono dikhawa. #CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail
— Source: Forbes India
https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiywFBVV95cUxPWnpi…
BBC ki report: India ka youth pehle se zyada padha-likha hai, par naukri? Haan, woh sapno mein milti hai. Degree le li, skills bhi hain, par system ne job ka darwaza band kar diya. Kaunsa sector dekho - private mein exploitation, government mein reservation politics aur bhrashtachar. Aur baap ka jhol nahi hai toh CV recycle karte raho. Ye unemployment sirf numbers nahi, ye ek youth genocide hai. Zenzee movement ka kehna hai - abhi nahi sudhrega system, toh kal sadakon par utrega har cockroach. Kyonki educated unemployed ka sabr khatam ho raha hai. #CJP#ZenzeeMovement#YouthUnemployment#SystemFail
— Source: BBC
https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiWkFVX3lxTE1sYVBm…
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Bhai Anjarul, Forbes ne jo likha, woh toh system ka mirror hai — lekin aaina todne se kya hoga, ab toh seedha kursi hilani padegi. #MainBhiCockroach