✦ Accepting Rants, Retweets, and Resentment ✦ Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1 ✦ Filed Under: General Disgruntlement ✦ Sponsored By No One. Funded By Nothing. ✦ HQ: Wherever The Wi-Fi Is Free ✦ Main Bhi Cockroach! ✦ Secular · Socialist · Democratic · Lazy ✦ Accepting Rants, Retweets, and Resentment ✦ Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1 ✦ Filed Under: General Disgruntlement ✦ Sponsored By No One. Funded By Nothing. ✦ HQ: Wherever The Wi-Fi Is Free ✦ Main Bhi Cockroach! ✦ Secular · Socialist · Democratic · Lazy

Mission & Vision

Why we exist. Where we're headed.

Our Mission

To give voice to India's unemployed, underpaid, and underestimated youth — the millions dismissed as "cockroaches" by those in power. We exist to expose systemic rot using satire, meme-driven activism, and direct civic engagement, and to convert online outrage into offline reform.

  • Amplify youth voices the establishment ignores
  • Hold institutions accountable through humour and protest
  • Push reform agendas on jobs, justice, and gender equity
  • Bridge online activism with real electoral participation

Our Vision

An India where no young person is dismissed as a "parasite" for being jobless in a broken system — where institutions serve the people, not the privileged; where dissent is celebrated, not criminalised; and where political power is held accountable by an awakened, organised, and unstoppable swarm of citizens.

  • A youth-led, secular, socialist, democratic India
  • 50% women in cabinet and parliament
  • An independent judiciary, free media, clean elections
  • Dignity for every unemployed Indian

Our Core Values

Secular

Faith is personal. Politics is for everyone.

Socialist

Public good over private greed.

Democratic

Power flows from the people, not palaces.

Lazy

We choose rest over the rat-race.