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📰 Cockroach Janta Party expands national footprint ahead of UP polls…

📰 Cockroach Janta Party expands national footprint ahead of UP polls Cockroach Janta Party expands its national footprint ahead of UP polls, appoints zonal leaders to strengthen the Zenzee movement's ground network. Cockroach Janta Party UP polls ke liye apna national footprint badha raha hai — aur is baar zonal leaders appoint karke ground level pe network khada kar diya gaya hai. Haan, wahi CJP — jo khud ko party nahi, Zenzee movement kehta hai. Youth-led, satirical, peaceful, aur system ke jhoothe vaadon se thaka hua. Zonal leaders ka matlab simple hai: har zone mein local awaaz, local issues — mehengai, berozgari, godi media, aur kanoon ke saamne sabki barabari. UP polls se pehle yeh structure sirf organisation nahi, signal hai ki sadak se polling booth tak cockroach zinda hai. Netaji log seat ka hisaab lagate hain, hum accountability ka. Zonal leaders ka kaam? Janta sunna, andolan ko zameen pe rakhna, aur har zonal level pe Constitutional tarike se awaaz uthana — bina violence, bina naarebaazi ke drama. #MainBhiCockroach #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #UPPolls #MainBhiCockroach — Source: The Indian Express
The Indian Express

Cockroach Janta Party expands national footprint ahead of UP polls

Cockroach Janta Party expands its national footprint ahead of UP polls, appoints zonal leaders to strengthen the Zenzee movement's ground network.

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