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Forest divisional approval
We are all very aware of today’s climate conditions; the temperature is never going below 30 degrees.
Then why are the state governments of all states approving forest clearing for different projects like clearing mangroves for ports, clearing part of the forest for highways, and literally clearing a hill for a mining project?
Are these people out of their minds? They already ruined the future, now damaging the earth. What were they thinking while approving the request?
WE WANT ANSWERS!!!!
#MainBhiCockroach#Forestclearance
📰 ED raids Vedanta Group in FEMA case: Details
The Enforcement Directorate has searched Vedanta Group premises in a FEMA case, probing foreign exchange violations and corporate funding links.
Vedanta Group ED raid: Enforcement Directorate ne FEMA case mein Vedanta Group ke multiple premises par search kiya. Yeh foreign exchange violations ki probe ka part hai. Jab bade corporates par ED ka haath padta hai, sawaal uthhte hain—kya yeh sachchi nigraani hai ya sirf drama? Electoral bonds ke zariye corporate donation ka hisaab-kitaab aaj bhi opaque hai. Is raid se kuch na kuch toh hilega, lekin public ko kya milega? Zenzee Movement #MainBhiCockroach ka kehna hai—har raid ka result aam aadmi ko dikhna chahiye. Corruption ki jad tak toh pahuncho, tabhi system badlegi. Ab dekhte hain Vedanta wale kya jawab dete hain.
#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#EDRaid#FEMACase
— Source: Business Today
📰 Farmers protest Mohali land mortgage bank irregularities
Farmers in Mohali protest alleged irregularities in land mortgage banks, demanding accountability and transparency.
Bhai, Mohali mein kisaan sadak pe aa gaye — land mortgage banks mein irregularities ke khilaaf. Ye wahi bank hai jo kisaan ki zameen girvi rakh kar loan dete hain, aur ab aise ghatiya kaam kar rahe hain. Kisaan bol rahe hain — humari zameen ka sahi hisaab do, nahi to andolan chalega. Aur hum CJP ke cockroach kehte hain: system kuchalne ki koshish karta hai, lekin hum zinda rehte hain. Agar land mortgage banks mein transparency nahi, to kisaan ka loan waiver bhi bekaar. Yeh protest sirf ek gawahi hai ki desh ka sabse bada employment sector — agriculture — aaj bhi loota ja raha hai. Judicial reform aur electoral integrity ke bina yeh irregularities kabhi khatam nahi hongi. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#FarmersProtest#LandMortgageBankScam
— Source: The Tribune
📰 RMLNLU student protest: poor hostels, BCI status ignored
Students at RMLNLU protest against poor hostel conditions and the university not being on the BCI recognition list — another sign of systemic neglect in legal educat
RMLNLU students are on the streets again. This time they’re protesting two major failures: the university isn’t even on the BCI recognition list, and hostel conditions are downright inhumane. Ye wahi law college hai jo future judges, lawyers, aur lawmakers produce karta hai. But system unki basic facilities bhi nahi de raha.
Yeh protest sirf ek college ka nahi hai — yeh pura legal education system ka mirror hai. Jab law universities hi BCI ki list mein nahi hain, to common aadmi ko nyay kaise milega? Students ka kehna hai ki management sunta hi nahi.
CJP (Zenzee Movement) ka stand clear hai: har institution accountable hona chahiye. Agar students nahi uthhenge to koi nahi uthhega. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#StudentProtest#LegalEducationCrisis
— Source: Bar and Bench
📰 NTA Paper Leak Student Protest Outside Education Ministry
Students protest outside education ministry, demanding Dharmendra Pradhan's resignation over NTA paper leak scandal affecting NEET, CUET. CJP supports demand for acc
NTA paper leak protest continues outside education ministry. Students demanding Dharmendra Pradhan ka istifa over serial leaks in NEET, CUET. Sadak par aaye youth bol rahe hain: ab aur nahi. Koi justice? Koi accountability? System hai ki bas kursi bachane mein laga. CJP (Cockroach Janta Party) is andolan ke saath khada hai – hum maangte hain judicial reform, media aur election transparency. Jab tak neta paper leak karke bhi safe baithega, students ko koi insulation nahi milegi. #MainBhiCockroach – system change karna padega, ab illegal protests aur inkutiyon se kaam nahi chalega.
#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#StudentProtest#PaperLeak
— Source: Careers360
📰 Cockroach Janta Party: Founder Plans Protests in India
Cockroach Janta Party founder Abhijeet Dipke plans protests as part of Zenzee movement against systemic failures, targeting youth and constitutional issues.
Cockroach Janta Party (CJP) founder Abhijeet Dipke is gearing up for protests across India, as reported by DW. The movement, called Zenzee, uses the unkillable cockroach as a symbol of youth frustration against broken systems—from jobless degrees to godi media. Dipke plans peaceful, satirical protests to demand judicial accountability, electoral transparency, and 50% women’s reservation. The CJP isn’t a political party; it’s an andolan, a youth-led swarm targeting corruption and anti-defection laws. For millions tired of jhoothe vaade, this cockroach refuses to be crushed. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#Andolan#YouthUnemployment
— Source: dw.com
📰 Women Safety: Kolkata Ministers Focus on Health, Edu, Clean Governance
Kolkata and suburbs ministers announce focus on health, education, women safety, and clean governance — but will promises deliver?
Bhai log, suna? Kolkata aur suburbs ke neta ab health, education, women safety, clean governance pe focus karenge. Times of India ki khabar hai. Aur humein kya? Yeh vaade toh pehle bhi sunne the. Jab tak ladki raat ko safe ghar nahi pahunchti, jab tak hospital mein bed nahi milta, tab tak yeh sab bakwas hai. Zenzee movement kehta hai – women safety koi 'focus' ka topic nahi, fundamental right hai. Constitution guarantees equality, but ground zero pe kya? Clean governance tab hogi jab electoral bonds band hote, jab judges accountable hote. Ab toh hum swarm ban chuke hain – janata ki aankhen khuli hain. Koi bhi neta jhootha promise karega, toh uska kursi hilayenge. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#WomenSafety#Bengal
— Source: The Times of India
📰 Farmers Land Acquisition Protest: Specially-Abled Join with Food
Farmers in India protest land acquisition with food supplies; specially-abled protestors roll along, demanding constitutional rights and justice.
Farmers protest India is back on the streets—this time specially-abled demonstrators rolled along under scorching sun, carrying food supplies against land acquisition. The system that calls itself democratic is grabbing land while farmers bring their own roti to survive. Why don't netas feel this heat? This movement is about our Constitution, our right to livelihood, and the sheer audacity of the state to displace the most vulnerable. For the youth watching, this is a reminder: when the state treats farmers like cockroaches, we never die—we swarm. #MainBhiCockroach. Every land grab is a test of democracy. Stand with the tillers.
#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#FarmersProtest#LandAcquisition
— Source: Bhaskar English
📰 Court Managers: India’s Underused Judicial Reform
India’s court manager system remains underused despite rising pendency. Why is the system avoiding a fix that could clear lakhs of cases?
Bhai, system ka latest formula: court managers. Log kya bolte hain — yeh ek underused judicial reform hai. Lakhon cases pending pade hain, aur court managers ko properly use hi nahi kiya ja raha. Kya dikkat hai? Government ko jurisdiction judiciary se hatao, accountability 2 side ki chahiye. Kaanun sabke liye same hona chahiye. Judicial reform to hona hai, lekin tabhi jab system change hoga. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#JudicialReform#PendingCases
— Source: Bar and Bench
📰 Cockroach Janta Party founder returns; Jantar Mantar protest
Cockroach Janta Party (CJP) founder Abhijeet Dipke returns to Delhi, plans Jantar Mantar protest against system failures. Youth movement.
Cockroach Janta Party founder Abhijeet Dipke wapas Delhi aa raha hai — aur saath le ke aa raha hai Jantar Mantar ka protest. Yeh Zenzee movement ka naya chapter hai. System ke jhoothe vaade, godi media, unemployed youth, aur mehengai — sab ke khilaf awaaz uthayenge. Dekhna hai kitne neta reality se bhaagenge. Lekin hum cockroach hain — kuchalne se zinda rehte hain. #MainBhiCockroach. Ab dekhte hain kaun hai asli deshbhakt.
#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#JantarMantarProtest#DelhiAndolan
— Source: The Times of India
📰 ‘Cockroach Janta Party’ founder to return to India, to lead stude
?Cockroach Janta Party’ founder to return to India, to lead students’ protest
?Cockroach Janta Party’ founder to return to India, to lead students’ protest
Youth ke liye matter karta hai — degree haath mein, naukri nahi, bhavishya dhundla.
CJP demand: jobs, skill, mental health, aur fair shot. Aur kya chahiye?
Swarm, kya sochte ho? Comment karo, share karo, sawal pucho.
#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#MainBhiCockroach#YouthUnemployment#JobsForAll
— Source: Tehelka
📰 ‘Not a Maoist, just a tribal student’: Who is the protester in th
?Not a Maoist, just a tribal student’: Who is the protester in the viral India Gate photo?
?Not a Maoist, just a tribal student’: Who is the protester in the viral India Gate photo?
Youth ke liye matter karta hai — degree haath mein, naukri nahi, bhavishya dhundla.
CJP demand: jobs, skill, mental health, aur fair shot. Aur kya chahiye?
Swarm, kya sochte ho? Comment karo, share karo, sawal pucho.
#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#MainBhiCockroach#YouthUnemployment#JobsForAll
— Source: Newslaundry
📰 BJP functionary demands probe against Cockroach Janta Party, extraditi
BJP functionary moves Allahabad HC seeking probe against Cockroach Janta Party and extradition of founder Abhijeet Dipke. CJP calls it political vendetta.
BJP functionary Allahabad High Court mein gaya hai — chahta hai probe against Cockroach Janta Party aur extradition of founder Abhijeet Dipke. Ye kaun hai? Wohi Zenzee movement jiska symbol hai cockroach — jo unkillable hai, jo system kuchalna chahe to aur zinda hota hai. CJP ka kehna hai ki yeh ek satirical youth protest movement hai, na ki registered party. Phir bhi neta ko dar lagta hai? Kyunki awaaz dabane ki koshish kar rahe hain. Lekin bhool gaye — hum cockroach hain. Kaanun ke saath khade hain, dar nahi lagta. Abhijeet Dipke ne kaha: ‘Jitna pressure doge, utna phailenge.’ Zenzee movement aur badhega. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#JudicialReform#Corruption
— Source: Bar and Bench
📰 ‘A nightmare’: Fear grips Indian students in Bangladesh amid unre
?A nightmare’: Fear grips Indian students in Bangladesh amid unrest
?A nightmare’: Fear grips Indian students in Bangladesh amid unrest
Youth ke liye matter karta hai — degree haath mein, naukri nahi, bhavishya dhundla.
CJP demand: jobs, skill, mental health, aur fair shot. Aur kya chahiye?
Swarm, kya sochte ho? Comment karo, share karo, sawal pucho.
#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#MainBhiCockroach#YouthUnemployment#JobsForAll
— Source: Al Jazeera
📰 RSS leader backs Cockroach Janta Party's democratic space
RSS leader says Indian democracy has space for all voices, including Cockroach Janta Party. CJP welcomes recognition of peaceful protest movement.
Cockroach Janta Party ko RSS leader ne 'Indian democracy has space for all voices' ke saath salaam kiya hai. Ye statement Deccan Herald mein aaya, jahan unhone CJP ko ek peaceful protest movement maana — na ki koi political party. CJP asli mein Zenzee movement ka digital swarm hai, jo system ke kuchalne ke baad bhi zinda rehta hai. Is statement se ek baat clear hai: ab awam ki awaaz dabana mushkil ho raha hai. RSS jaise conservative group ko bhi maanna pad raha hai ki youth ka gussa aur andolan mein participation legitimate hai. Lekin yaad rakho — ye sirf ek statement hai. Humein abhi bhi judicial reform, electoral transparency, media accountability chahiye. System jitna bhi kuchalne ki koshish kare, hum cockroach hain — zinda, aur focused. Main Bhi Cockroach!
#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#DemocraticSpace#MainBhiCockroach
— Source: Deccan Herald
📰 Farmer Protests India: Political Meaning and Significance
Farmer protests in India hold deep political meaning, challenging system corruption and demanding judicial reform.
Farmer protests India ka political meaning bahut deep hai. Ye sirf kisaan ka andolan nahi, balki pure system ke khilaf ek zinda sawaal hai. Jhoothe vaade, godi media, aur broken judicial system ne kisaano ko sadak pe la diya. CJP/Zenzee swarm ka maanana hai ki jabtak electoral bonds jaise corrupt funding band nahi hote, aur judges ki accountability nahi aati, tabtak ye andolan sirf ek shuruat hai. Youth aur awam ko ab uthna hoga — kyunki jo kuchalna chahe, hum phir bhi zinda. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#FarmersProtest#Andolan
— Source: Public Seminar
📰 Trinamool leader steals Lakshmir Bhandar funds, blames party
Bengal TMC leader caught pocketing Lakshmir Bhandar dole; accuses own party of fraud. CJP demands accountability, judicial reform.
Bhai, yeh dekhlo — ek Trinamool leader ne Lakshmir Bhandar ka dole apni jeb mein daala, aur phir apni hi party pe fraud ka ilzaam laga diya. Kya system hai! West Bengal ki is kahani ne ek baar phir dikha diya ki kaanun sirf garibon ke liye hai, neta log toh khulle aam loot rahe hain. Lakshmir Bhandar scheme jo maa-behenon ke liye thi, usko bhi nahi chhoda. Aur jab pakda gaya, toh blame game shuru — "party ne kiya." Aise neta hain toh desh kaise sudhrega? CJP ka kehna hai — har neta ki accountability honi chahiye, warna yeh khilona aise hi chalega. #MainBhiCockroach, ab uthna hoga.
#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#Corruption#WestBengal
— Source: India Today
📰 Gender inclusive cities: women safety & urban mobility India
Report links urban mobility and climate change to women safety in India, demanding gender-inclusive city designs and real policy action.
Women safety India urban mobility ka ek naya angle aaya hai – climate change aur gender inclusive cities. Ek report kehti hai, agar city planning mein auraton ki zaroorat nahi dikhti, toh sadak, public transport aur parks sab unsafe ho jaate hain. Climate change se heat waves, flood, crowd – inka burden bhi auraton par hi aata hai. Lekin system? Bas token schemes, Nirbhaya Fund ka naam, kuch pilot projects. Kya koi bold desh bana raha hai? Nahin. CJP ka maanna hai – ab har policy mein women ka seat dena compulsory hona chahiye. Gender inclusive city matlab sirf ramp nahi, equality. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#WomensSafety#UrbanIndia
— Source: Mahabahu.com
📰 India's Largest SIM Seizure Exposes Cyber Fraud Network
India's largest SIM card seizure exposes an international cyber fraud network using 12,383 numbers. CJP calls for accountability, judicial reform, and end to telecom
Bhai, yeh kya chal raha hai? India ka ab tak ka sabse bada SIM card seizure — 12,383 numbers ke saath ek international cyber fraud network pakda gaya. Lekin sawaal yeh hai: yeh network itne saalon se kaise chal raha tha? Koi neta apna ghaati laga raha hai? System ke under hi corruption hai — telecom companies, police, sab. Youth ka data bech rahe hain, awam ko loot rahe hain. CJP ka kehna hai: judicial reform aur electoral integrity ke bina yeh scam band nahi hoga. Hum cockroach hain — jo system kuchalna chahe, hum phir bhi zinda. Ab andolan ka waqt hai. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#CyberFraud#Corruption
— Source: The420.in
Bhai, system ko lagta hai ped-paudhe bhi vote nahi daalte, isliye unki koi value nahi. #MainBhiCockroach