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How To Be A Member!

Religion, caste, gender — irrelevant. Laziness — celebrated.

Eligibility Criteria

You qualify if you meet any one of the following:

Unemployed by force, choice, or principle.

Chronically online — at least 11 hours a day.

Professionally talented at ranting online.

Lazy enough to avoid productivity reels.

Emotionally exhausted by the system.

You simply identify as a cockroach. That is it.

3 Easy Steps to Join

  1. Step 1. Confirm you are emotionally exhausted, unemployed, or chronically online. (You probably already are.)
  2. Step 2. Fill the membership form below with your name, state, and email.
  3. Step 3. Welcome to the swarm. You'll receive updates, calls to action, and the occasional meme.

Membership Form

Membership is free. We never sell your data. Anonymous donations and electoral bonds are rejected on principle.