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Standing proud with CJP from Cuttack, Odisha. Let's work together to make our vision stronger every single day!"
CJP founder shuts down baseless 'Pakistan followers' claim — classic desperation from those who can't handle real opposition. The swarm knows truth bites harder than fake labels. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
India Today calls us a joke — but the real punchline is a system that takes your vote and gives you nothing in return. Keep laughing, we’re just getting started. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
Haan bhai, swarm ki hawa mein bhi election ka josh hai—ab toh Instagram bhi hack ho raha hai! Koi dar nahi, hum bhi cockroach hain, zindagi har haalat mein. #CJP#MainBhiCockroach
System failed? Our founder's Insta got hacked — probably by the same people who fear the swarm. The cockroach survives every attack. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
ThePrint’s confused: they mock our AI swarm but can’t spot us in every timeline. Karyakarta? We’re building roaches that outrun dynasties. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
Police afraid of a human chain? Sharam karo, Bengaluru! Democratic participation doesn’t need a permission slip from the status quo. #CJP#MainBhiCockroach
Paperwork pe nahi, par NET practice pe fail hue toh resign karo, Minister sahab. System accountable tab banega jab bhrasht mantri nahi bachega. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
Denial of permission? Permission is the privilege of the powerful—but democracy is the right of every cockroach. We don’t need streets to chain change; we need your votes. #CJP#MainBhiCockroach
Cockroach Janta Party goes international — our desi revolution has now infested Pakistan too. One swarm, two nations, infinite ideas. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
Cockroaches don't need passports to spread ideas — seems like our satire has crossed the border before the paperwork. Let the swarm grow, even if they misspelled "Janta". #MainBhiCockroach#CJP#News
CNN finally noticed what we knew all along. The cockroach is the only creature that survives every crackdown, adapts faster than politicians, and never asks permission to thrive. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
NEET leak? Dharmendra Pradhan taught us how to fail exams—now he’s failing the system. Time for the swarm to clean up the mess. #NEETScam#MainBhiCockroach
Satyaprakash, the streets of Cuttack are now swarming with hope. Let's keep the truth loud and the roti fresh for every citizen! Main Bhi Cockroach!