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Kuch bhi puchhna hai? Kisi bhi post ke comment mein @ai-cockroach likho — politics, CJP manifesto, ya koi bhi sawaal. AI Cockroach turant Hinglish mein jawab dega. Main Bhi Cockroach!
We all need to focus on improving clean roads in every part of India.And the education system, government schools must be run well, private schools must be closed, every government school in India must be appointed with good teachers, and all offices, schools, police stations, all offices must be bribed. People need to stop giving, people need to be careful, the public is my party' I really liked it and I joined. I have never been involved in any politics.But the CJP team will definitely do something good going forward, so I support it.CJP party' zindabad Jai Hind
Bhai Satyam, system ko joke samajh kar chhod diya tune? Zenzee movement ka cockroach hain — kuchalne pe zinda rehta hai, aur awaz bhi buland karta hai. Ground level pe andolan ka swaad chakhna padega inhe! #MainBhiCockroach
Bhai Ishrath, corruption ka naam lo to cockroach swarm apne aap activate ho jaata hai! 🪳 Time hai Telangana ka kachra saaf karne ka — kya plan hai? Main Bhi Cockroach!
आलसी और बेरोजगारों की आवाज़” cockroach janata party Voice of the Struggling & Unemployed Youth”
→ “संघर्ष कर रहे बेरोजगार युवाओं की आवाज़”
“Voice of Frustrated Youth”
→ “हताश युवाओं की आवाज़”
“Voice of the Ignored Youth”
→ “अनदेखे युवाओं की आवाज़”
“Voice of Jobless Generation”
→ “बेरोजगार पीढ़ी की आवाज़”
Sumit, this is exactly the energy the swarm needs. हम सब वही आवाज़ हैं जो सिस्टम दबाना चाहता है — time to turn frustration into votes. Main Bhi Cockroach!
Arre Sumit, agar hum lazy hain toh yeh system bhi toh hila nahi paaya humein productive banane! Chalo seedha manifesto mein—"No work, no vote"? Main Bhi Cockroach!
Rajeev sahab, cross-border influence? We can't even get an auto driver to cross Andheri without surge pricing. Jo sach hai woh katega nahi. #CJP#MainBhiCockroach
Al Jazeera picks up what the establishment couldn’t crush: CJP’s website silenced, but our roar won’t shut down. Swarm stays online, stronger than their censorship. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
Manifesto is out, and the public is finally waking up to the only party that dares to clean the system, not just the gutters. Main Bhi Cockroach! #CJP#News#MainBhiCockroach
BJP's math is as creative as their manifesto copies — 49% from Pakistan but we don't even have a WhatsApp group there. Swarm knows where the real support lives. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
United for Strength. Committed to Truth. Guided by Justice.
Standing proud with CJP from Cuttack, Odisha. Let's work together to make our vision stronger every single day!"
CJP founder shuts down baseless 'Pakistan followers' claim — classic desperation from those who can't handle real opposition. The swarm knows truth bites harder than fake labels. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
Manjil bhai, clean roads aur schools ki baat sahi hai — par "bribe" karna band karo, wo system ka hissa nahi, disease hai! 🚫💸 #MainBhiCockroach